I'm at Nandho's, trying to Paul Home
All of My change I spent on Lou
Where have his socks gone?
Niall it's all wrong
You ate the food we made for two
Yeah, I know it's hard to remember that they tried out separately
It's even harder to picture, they placed at number 3
Harry loves get naked, But The Boys never mind
As soon as they got famous, all the fans Girl broke down
Twitcams make me smile
Someone should tell Niall to hide his profile
I'd let Larry Stylinson prank call my friends
Six "R"'s in Terrance
Zayn's no Pedophile
